plz talk dirty to me
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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