I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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