Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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