What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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