I think i sorta joined a cult last night
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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