I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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