Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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