I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Just puked most of my soul out..
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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