Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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