Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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