Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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