For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
home. puking in laundry basket.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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