Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
My life is pants optional.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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