He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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