You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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