I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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