talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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