I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I wish you could order shots online.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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