I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize