I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize