it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
