Your mouth is God's brothel.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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