I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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