This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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