Will you blow on my dice?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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