We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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