So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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