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I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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