the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
All the doctor said was why
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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