no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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