Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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