dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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