there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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