Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
