is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
