Don't you send me to vm
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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