How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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