i would punch a child for taco bell
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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