they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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