let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
