Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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