She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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