Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
