I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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