He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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