Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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