ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
time to smoke my breakfast
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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