lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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