Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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