He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Randomize