She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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