I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
smell my finger.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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