Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
