Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I was not drunk enough for that final.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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