My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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